sept7, originally uploaded by jeffmyles.

I've decided that critiquing my horoscope and providing my own interpretation could prove to be entertaining. So, here we go...

"whispering sweet nothings is featured... " - considering I have no one to whisper said nothings to, wouldn't I appear just as crazy as the guy hanging out on the corner of my street if I'm wandering around whispering things to myself? Bad idea.

"...power to attract the attention of someone previously off limits." - This sounds promising. But how am I going to pull that off? I mean, I can't afford to travel anywhere fabulous... and Brad isn't planning a trip to Halifax anytime soon.

"Look to increase your presence in the neighbourhood." - Interesting. So now Keen Horoscopes is proposing that I hang out in the neighbourhood with the crack whores and shopping cart gang. Lovely.